For the last couple nights, I've been having strange dreams.
Yes, I do often have funky dreams ...
and must admit that I am a true 'activist' in all of them
... I tend to wake up either crying my eyes out or laughing my head off
and in some cases attempting to scream or run ...
which are two of the many impossible actions
anyone is able to execute in his/her dream...
or is it just me?! ... I always wondered that...
So ... two nights ago,
I dreamed that I was pregnant and driving a car.
Actually, I was perfecly un-pregnant until I was trying to park
my/someone's car in a parking lot of a building ...
It just dawned on me when I couldn't turn the steering wheel
because my huge tummy was in the way!!!
I was in shock!! @.@ How could this be?!?!
Couldn't remember getting married to anyone
... sleeping with anyone. IMPOSSIBLE!!
Well, I got out of the car wondering how the baby
ended up inside me and looking at my car that was smashed
into one of the pillars of the parking lot.
I woke out of that dream trying to scream,
not because of the UFB (Unknown Foreign Baby),
but because somehow along the dream...
my brother and I were talking and, out of the blues,
he landed a hot iron on my shin! ... Hahaha ...
I truly wonder sometimes if I'm psychologically normal. ^^
Just last night, I had another wierd dream!!!
I was in my classroom teaching my dear students.
The bell rang for the kids to go to their play-time and for me to leave
cuz it was already noon. (I only work part-time)
So I packed my things and started heading off somewhere
as if I were going to my usual Monday-Wednesday French classes ...
but I end up in a maternity ready to bear a child!!!
HOW COULD THIS BE?!?! @.@
Just a few minutes ago I was perfectly 'normal', and a few later
I found myself pregnant AGAIN, and preparing myself to give birth.
Oh, I'm only shocked cuz I'm awake ...
cuz during the entire dream I was taking it all so naturally
... which shocks me even more!!
Well, a baby girl came out of me painlessly and so clean...
unlike the video I watched during my Education classes in college
where the mother seemed to be so much pain and torture.
As I was appreciating my precious little baby
the doctor says I need to 'hang-in there' cuz I had another on the way!
HOLY MOSES!!! @.@ TWINS!!!
Huahuahuahuahua...
So I just laid there waiting for the next baby to pop out~~
... I don't remember it coming out of me like the first baby,
but I do remember holding it and looking at her face.
It had the most beautiful big eyes... sooooo pretty!!
I know that babies are ugly when they're just born, but
daym... my baby girl was gorgeous... trés mignonne!!!
And so I got my cellphone and called my husband,
who seemed to have been improvised along the dream,
and I told him that I had just given birth to our two baby girls,
and asked him what we were naming them.
Do you know what he answered???
"We'll decide it later."
I began to cry away ...
and this is how I woke out of this dream.
I have my own theory about dreams,
that once you dream something, it won't ever
come true... so now I'm wondering what part of this whole
messed up pregnancy dream of mine won't come true!
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